My standards are so horrifically low I could accidentally befriend a rock and not notice (but pls do be a good friend I'm so lonely)
I'm nice to people
Your knowledge-about-niche-stuff stat increases because I ramble
I don't beat around the bush and communicate if something's bothering me
I have good boundaries
I will make sure you have good boundaries
Even if we share 0 interests it's fine because that's not gonna last for long (threat)
I'm free so often
I make time for people
why we shouldn't be friends.txt
If you want to date me, do not proceed. Rethink your life choices.
If age matters a lot to you in friendships, proceed with caution
If you talk about romance or sex very often, proceed with caution (the romance thing doesn't apply for ships, however, sexual things are still a no-go)
If you can't handle my awesomeness, proceed with caution
If you often make identity headcanons that contradict canon about any of the media I'm fixated on, proceed with caution
If you're EVIL (aka racist, xenophobic, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist...), do NOT proceed at ALL